"Stephanie! Your vacuum exploded when I was using it! I'm sorry!"
"Wait, what happened?"
"Well I plugged it in, and it didn't work...
"Riiiight..."
"Then, I un plugged it and tried again."
"And?"
"It blew up. For real."
"Wait, like, blew up blew up?"
"Well, there was a big spark in the outlet, and a big spark on the floor, and when I looked own, the cord was in two pieces and there was a black mark on the linolium."
"Oh my word! Are you hurt? Is everything okay?"
"Yeah, everything is fine. I just wanted to let you know that your carpet is going to be dirty today."
True story.
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