Name- A-1 Steak Sauce

Time of death- 8:25pm

Date of death- December 6th, 2010

Cause of death- Falling off cliff


PRIME SUSPECT- Heinz 57

SUSPECTED ACCOMPLICE- Worchestershire Sauce


I admit. I did it. :) Busy rush at work. I had five of these bad boys in my arms. One slipped. I tried to catch it with my foot. Fat lot of good that did. Ha ha.